INCREASE-DECREASE

Fuck you.
(Sorry kids, but trust Uncle Jason, there ARE appropriate times to say this. This is one of those times.)

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It was awesome. I really got to JUST spend time with fam and friends, without having to do any shows or anything like that. I didn’t even hang out anywhere heavily populated. Just really shared quality…QUALITY time.
Though the majority of the trip was pleasantries one thing that all of my friends and fam addressed was […]

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So last night, it was so hot that I had to take water bottles, put them in the freezer, let them freeze, then take them out and put them in bed with me.
 Period.

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WANTED: Winter…or a f*cking AC window unit. Willing to trade, hot ass summer, or stupid f*cking fan. Reach me at jason@increase-decrease.com
Thanks
(Falls on floor and drowns in own sweat)

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So, I’m home. And I’m happy here. I feel like someone’s punched me in the face with a fist full of sunshine. I mean, I feel pregnant. Without the sickness…or belly…or baby inside. But the glow? Yeah, the glow.
I’m only going to be here for a few more hours, then it’s back to NYC. I can […]

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Yesterday I saw a rich white woman, wearing all white, and I’m sure, feeling all white walking down Lafayette with her daughter. Her daughter threw her arms around her mother, and begins to hug her tight, smiling lovingly. Her mother pushed her away…pushed her away…PUSHEd HER AWAY and said “Dont get me dirty!”
She sees me looking. […]

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Right now in New York City, there are pianos set up in various high traffic areas. One at 34th and 6th, one at Astor place, and several other hot spots. Whenever you walk by, you’ll notice people sitting there playing, and a crowd around, some watching and enjoying the musician, other waiting on their turn […]

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Dear Michael,
I have decided that today, in your honor, I will give moonwalking my best shot. I will try to glide and move magically across the floor. I will attempt to make it look smooth and effortless the way you did. I will float. Of course, in tube socks.
And tomorrow I will put my shoes […]

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Indeed.
 Boomshakalaka BAM!

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Yes. Only a quarter. But seriously how?
Hmpf. Magicians all around me.

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