Only tall people are allowed to carry umbrellas. Everyone else, just walk under. That way, everyone is covered, and I dont have to worry about being stabbed in the eye by some totally unfocused woman on her cell phone, trying to figure out which Dean & Deluca she’s supposed to be meeting her friend at.
Imagine that woman, times three thousand.
Exactly. I’ll be blind witin the first 45 seconds off the train.
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1 Holloman // Jun 14, 2010 at 9:08 pm
I’m for all the the tall people carrying umbrellas. I don’t carry one anyway. This way I will feel like royalty of sorts…not even rain can touch me son!!
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