INCREASE-DECREASE

Yesterday I saw a rich white woman, wearing all white, and I’m sure, feeling all white walking down Lafayette with her daughter. Her daughter threw her arms around her mother, and begins to hug her tight, smiling lovingly. Her mother pushed her away…pushed her away…PUSHEd HER AWAY and said “Dont get me dirty!”
She sees me looking. […]

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Right now in New York City, there are pianos set up in various high traffic areas. One at 34th and 6th, one at Astor place, and several other hot spots. Whenever you walk by, you’ll notice people sitting there playing, and a crowd around, some watching and enjoying the musician, other waiting on their turn […]

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Dear Michael,
I have decided that today, in your honor, I will give moonwalking my best shot. I will try to glide and move magically across the floor. I will attempt to make it look smooth and effortless the way you did. I will float. Of course, in tube socks.
And tomorrow I will put my shoes […]

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Indeed.
 Boomshakalaka BAM!

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Yes. Only a quarter. But seriously how?
Hmpf. Magicians all around me.

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A child cries on the train
The mother cradles it
Until it coos calmy
She looks at me
And smiles
He’s only seven months
She says
I awwwww and do that
Coochie coo thing
Weeping with envy
Behind a shaky silly voice
Realizing I
Am now too old to
Be pacified
Too big to be cradled
And too late
For work
To even think about it

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Pop,
You’re a good dude, and though you weren’t there for the latter part of my upbringing, I turned out alright. And the truth is, the years you were there, I hold as precious memories and look forward to implementing some of your shining qualities to my own future kids (somersaults on the bed!). I just […]

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You’re fired.
Thanks,
 Celtics Management

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