INCREASE-DECREASE

I (Reynolds) took a trip up to Middletown, Connecticut yesterday to perform at Wesleyan University. “Middletown” must indeed be short for “Middle-of-nowhere-town.” This place is like 45 minutes away (in no apparent direction) from New Haven, which by the way is affectionately referred to as “Pistol wavin’ New Haven” (people love to nickname hoods, no […]

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Period.

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Dear New York,
You are something. You woo us with your summer fun, your free concerts, and cuban corn stands, your pretty people, and cool ass ugly people, who are, in fact, pretty people, your stoops and house parties, and massive park gatherings…then you take a big dump on our heads with your snow. It’s all a trick.
We […]

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Why is it, that whenever you forget your password to whatever you have passwords for on the internet, and you click the “forgot my password” tab, they send you a new password?
But…I want the old one. That’s why I told you I forgot it. So that you could remind me of what it was. Not erase it!

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And, uh, poetry people in the place to be…uh, not as awesome. But if you dig poems and you dig partying then welcome to your heaven on earth.

I (Reynolds) will be there saying something like, Boomshakalaka. Feel free to say the same when you see me.

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What if we, the Jasons, met in elementary school instead of college? Back when we were six, and being imaginative was our ONLY occupation. And being creative was our ONLY obligation. And being crazy, and daring, and foolish was all attributed to the genius in being young.
That six year old still surfaces. Capes still substitute as […]

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*cues clap machine
Yoooooo, we are BACK! That’s right. Back! back from where you ask? Well, back from Lazytown, that’s where. Where’s Lazytown? Lazytown is where life happens. It’s close to Normalville and we all know what happens in Normalville…normal stuff. What’s wrong with normal stuff? Uh…everything. Abnormality has been the juice that has fueled us thus […]

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