INCREASE-DECREASE

This weekend, Griffin and I went down to Maryland, to practice our upcoming performance, “Graduation,” which I will talk about at a later date, and to visit some family and friends. While there, we learned some really important things:

1.) The Dog Whisperer is no joke. He ain’t no punk, and he ain’t no sucka. Really. I mean, we literally saw him choke a lap dog into submission, while never flinching. Tivo’d it like, 50 times! This show ranks right up there with Ninja Warrior, and Unbeatable Banzuke, on the “R&G Awesome-O-Meter.”

2.) Friends who are bartenders, are more concerned with the fact that they are giving someone they love free drinks, than they are with that person’s LIFE. I want to live…please…stop filling it all the way up to the brim. I know you’re “hooking me up,” but honestly, I might die…

3.) “Gigando:” bigger than gigantic. This is a word my mother made up. I suppose poetic license is for the whole family. Awesome. Everyone please start saying this word…GIGANDO!

(Sorry there are no pics from the weekend. I guess, we both were too busy experiencing it all. Oh, and everyone, call your loved ones.)